Man Nudges Other Man, Points Out Woman with Large Breasts

Lubbock, TX - Early Saturday morning, two men at an area gas station spotted what they termed "a big ass set of bonkers". The sighting occurred while Todd Morgan, 23 and Billy Moore, 26 were buying a pack of cigarettes and a six pack of Budweiser, respectively. Morgan said, "I was just sitting there when this chick walks in with this little top on. I thought 'whoa!" So I turned to [Moore] and nudged him with my elbow and said 'hey dude, look at them thingers! Damn!'" Moore agreed with Morgan's assessment; "I looked over, and sure enough, there they were, the biggest set of hoots I've ever seen in my life. Damn!" The woman, whose identity remains undisclosed at press time, purchased a Snapple, paid for gasoline, and left the store without speaking or making eye contact with either man. Both expressed extreme disappoint for the latter. It is unclear whether the woman wanted either of the two men, however both agree that the likelihood is great that she did. Both Morgan and Moore are active members of the Lubbock (TX) mullet community.