If They Were Mullets

Ben Affleck Singing Praises to Billy Ray?

Is hunky Ben Affleck doing some "good will hunting" for a meaty mullet... read more

Ape Drape in Clinton's Future?

November of the year 2000 will mark the end of William Jefferson Clinton's presidency, thereby ending the tenure of America's first mullet president... read more

The Real Slim SFLB

As an artist known for his controversial lyrics and aggressive personality, Eminem is no stranger to media criticism... read more

Microsoft Mullet

While the Justice Department deliberates over the fate of software giant Microsoft, inside sources indicate that Bill Gates may have a few more cards up his sleeve... read more

Hanks' Hair

"I knew this film would be a growing experience for me personally but this I never expected," stated Hanks at a recent press conference... read more

Simpon's SFLB

The Mullet Madness News Team recently secured never before seen illustrations from Fox Network's hit animated series The Simpsons... read more

Keanu's Cape

Warner Brothers Studios have begun production on, not one, but two sequels. The Mullet Madness staff has been informed by a reliable source that... read more

Planet of the Ape-Drapes

We wish it were a joke. We really do... read more

Mullet Me Beautiful

In a paper published this week in the Journal of the American Medical Association, researchers from the University of Southern California have declared Halle Berry... read more

One Mullet to Rule Them All

A new controversy has exploded on Lord of the Rings fan sites... read more
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