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Marxist Mullet Revolution

In a world where Billy Ray Cyrus is the undisputed monarch, one man is taking a chance and trying to take the power back... read more

Ape Drape in Clinton's Future?

November of the year 2000 will mark the end of William Jefferson Clinton's presidency, thereby ending the tenure of America's first mullet president... read more

The Real Slim SFLB

As an artist known for his controversial lyrics and aggressive personality, Eminem is no stranger to media criticism... read more

Microsoft Mullet

While the Justice Department deliberates over the fate of software giant Microsoft, inside sources indicate that Bill Gates may have a few more cards up his sleeve... read more

Mullets In The News

Non-celebrity Drives Chevy Celebrity

Although you wouldn't know it from the name of his car, Mark Hansenfuss of Pocatello, Idaho is a perfectly normal person... read more

Ford-Chevy Debate Causing Painful Rift in Mullet Community

On the morning of November 16, 1992, longtime Little Rock resident William "Billweed" Tucker went to start his car... read more

Wonder Boy Amazes Scientific Community with Wonder Mullet

The fantastic mutations featured in this summer's blockbuster hit-The X-Men may not be too far from the truth... read more

Man Nudges Other Man, Points Out Woman with Large Breasts

Early Saturday morning, two men at an area gas station spotted what they termed "a big ass set of bonkers... read more

International Olympic Comittee Declares Official Haircut, Salt Lake City Celebrates

It appears that necks will be a little warmer next winter at the 2002 Olympic Winter Games in Salt Lake City... read more

Man Inspired to Not Do Drugs by Urinal Mat

When Jeff Walker arose from his seat at the "Super Smack-down Ultimate Fighting Competition" to void his bladder, he had no idea he was in for a life-changing experience... read more

Mulletsgalore.com Creator Unveils Controversial New Project

Last week, the enigmatic "Unperson", creator of the infamous mulletsgalore.com shocked and baffled fans and critics alike with the unveiling of a new, radically different website... read more

Man Announces Plans to Get "F- - -ed Up This Weekend"

In a statement released early Thursday afternoon at the Raytown Muffler's and More, Kenny Ray Coble announced plans to drive into Kansas City on Friday and... read more

Man Decorates Home for Holidays... with Cars

Long-time Tulsa resident and proud mullet-wearer William Bratsky, like many Americans, enjoys decorating his yard for the holidays... read more