November of the year 2000 will mark the end of William Jefferson Clinton's presidency, thereby ending the tenure of America's first mullet president. True, the American public was never fortunate enough to see President Clinton step off of Air Force 1, a dignified silver Canadian Passport cascading down the back of his neck. But, the former Governor of Arkansas left the nation with no doubt of his mulletious tendencies. His humble upbringing in the great state of Arkansas, his love for pork rinds, his Confederate war hero-esque name, his vice-president from Tennessee, his sexual escapades with overweight women; all of these are not-so-subtle hints that point to one fact: our president is a mullet.

So the question that all must ask themselves: having left the White House, will we see Mr. Clinton sporting a jaunty beaver-tail? Out of the political arena at long last, will he finally feel at ease to unleash a Kentucky waterfall? Or will his wife's political aspirations dampen his obvious desire to assert his mullethood? America will just have to wait, watch and wonder.