What girl growing up in the late Eighties, early Nineties didn't dream about having an uncle with a mullet as glorious as Uncle Jesse's? The Landmark television series "Full House" broke new ground with its foray into formerly unexplored territories of multi-level hair, and the majority of this pioneering spirit must be attributed to John Stamos. Although other full-housers such as Dave Coulier (as seen in photo) attempted similar versions of the short-long, no others gained such complete flowing mastery as Stamos.

And for all of those mullet nay Sayers who poke fun at Stamos' achey-brakey affiliation; while the rest of us are strutting about in our weak uni-level buzz-cuts Stamos is getting' it on with a super model!

What do the ladies have to say? "Have mercy!"