Move over N'sync there's a "New Kid on the Block" that has teenage girls crying themselves to sleep all over the nation. Mullet-mania has struck. This new genre of music that has girls from Tallahassee to Timbuktu goo-gooing, and fainting in the streets, is apparently based on the same scientific principles that make mullets in hair form so maddeningly hypnotic. David Hasselhoff has already filed a lawsuit against mulletunes, the mullet equivalent of Napster. Hasselhoff claims that his German pop is at an unfair disadvantage against mullified music, "its like me trying to out poon Billy Ray, its just impossible." Fortunately Mullet Madness has been able to obtain some "Mullet" courtesy of mulletunes.
Ladies, you might want to sit down!
Five Iron Frenzy - The Phantom Mullet
MU330 - Since The Short-Long's Gone
The Vandals - I've Got an Ape Drape
Wesley Willis - Cut the Mullet
Merrick and Rosso - Teenage Mullet Fury