And now, my friends, it's time to answer some very frequently asked questions once and for all:

I'm thinking of getting a mullet, but my girl/boyfriend doesn't want me to, what should I do?

If it's going to endanger your getting action, don't do it. Otherwise, go for it.

How long does it take to grow a good mullet?

1,342 days, 4 hours, 3 minutes and 22 seconds. I don't know, numbnuts, everyone's hair grows differently.

I want to grow my pubes into a mullet, is this possible?

Idiots.

Mullets are so dumb. You look like a fag. Mullets are so out of style. Your site is such a waste of time.

I hate to remind you this, but you are the one wasting your time looking up websites devoted to dumb, faggoty haircuts. Not only that, but you have time to write in to them. I'm embarrassed for you. Really.