Complete MulletMadness Article Archive

If They Were Mullets

Ben Affleck Singing Praises to Billy Ray?

Is hunky Ben Affleck doing some "good will hunting" for a meaty mullet... read more

Ape Drape in Clinton's Future?

November of the year 2000 will mark the end of William Jefferson Clinton's presidency, thereby ending the tenure of America's first mullet president... read more

The Real Slim SFLB

As an artist known for his controversial lyrics and aggressive personality, Eminem is no stranger to media criticism... read more

Microsoft Mullet

While the Justice Department deliberates over the fate of software giant Microsoft, inside sources indicate that Bill Gates may have a few more cards up his sleeve... read more

Hanks' Hair

"I knew this film would be a growing experience for me personally but this I never expected," stated Hanks at a recent press conference... read more

Simpon's SFLB

The Mullet Madness News Team recently secured never before seen illustrations from Fox Network's hit animated series The Simpsons... read more

Keanu's Cape

Warner Brothers Studios have begun production on, not one, but two sequels. The Mullet Madness staff has been informed by a reliable source that... read more

Planet of the Ape-Drapes

We wish it were a joke. We really do... read more

Mullet Me Beautiful

In a paper published this week in the Journal of the American Medical Association, researchers from the University of Southern California have declared Halle Berry... read more

One Mullet to Rule Them All

A new controversy has exploded on Lord of the Rings fan sites... read more

Celebrity Mullets

The Mullet: A Door to Hollywood Fame

"I attribute my success as an actor to my hair," said Brad Pitt in a recent interview with the Mullet Madness staff... read more

Birth of a Skullet

Sure we all know that Gallagher is a genius. From his outlandish vaudevillian shtick, to his insightful hippy-babble... read more

By Jovi!

This year has seen the comeback of some heavyweights on the top 40 charts... read more

Schlongologists Stunned, Keaton Un-awed

Last week, in an impromptu press conference by researchers at the Institute for Shlong Research, Head of Research Dr. Gauss Oldman announced that... read more

Like Father, Like Son (A critical analysis of the mullet symbolism in Star Wars.)

A critical analysis of the mullet symbolism in Star Wars... read more

Marxist Mullet Revolution

In a world where Billy Ray Cyrus is the undisputed monarch, one man is taking a chance and trying to take the power back... read more

Pioneer Sflbonian: John Stamos

What girl growing up in the late Eighties, early Nineties didn't dream about having an uncle with a mullet as glorious as Uncle Jesse's... read more

Mullets In The News

Non-celebrity Drives Chevy Celebrity

Although you wouldn't know it from the name of his car, Mark Hansenfuss of Pocatello, Idaho is a perfectly normal person... read more

Ford-Chevy Debate Causing Painful Rift in Mullet Community

On the morning of November 16, 1992, longtime Little Rock resident William "Billweed" Tucker went to start his car... read more

Wonder Boy Amazes Scientific Community with Wonder Mullet

The fantastic mutations featured in this summer's blockbuster hit-The X-Men may not be too far from the truth... read more

Man Nudges Other Man, Points Out Woman with Large Breasts

Early Saturday morning, two men at an area gas station spotted what they termed "a big ass set of bonkers... read more

International Olympic Comittee Declares Official Haircut, Salt Lake City Celebrates

It appears that necks will be a little warmer next winter at the 2002 Olympic Winter Games in Salt Lake City... read more

Man Inspired to Not Do Drugs by Urinal Mat

When Jeff Walker arose from his seat at the "Super Smack-down Ultimate Fighting Competition" to void his bladder, he had no idea he was in for a life-changing experience... read more

Mulletsgalore.com Creator Unveils Controversial New Project

Last week, the enigmatic "Unperson", creator of the infamous mulletsgalore.com shocked and baffled fans and critics alike with the unveiling of a new, radically different website... read more

Man Announces Plans to Get "F- - -ed Up This Weekend"

In a statement released early Thursday afternoon at the Raytown Muffler's and More, Kenny Ray Coble announced plans to drive into Kansas City on Friday and... read more

Man Decorates Home for Holidays... with Cars

Long-time Tulsa resident and proud mullet-wearer William Bratsky, like many Americans, enjoys decorating his yard for the holidays... read more

Mullet Editorials

I Am Not Afraid to Call for "Freebird"

I am not afraid to lift my Bud Light above my head and let my voice ring like a clarion calling for "Freebird"! read more

The Layman's Mullet

In response to the desire for a clinical, scientific approach to the mullet, we at mullet madness have compiled a concise analysis... read more

Mulletunes

Move over N'sync there's a "New Kid on the Block" that has teenage girls crying themselves to sleep all over the nation read more

Paul McCartney: Mullet Pioneer

Much work has been done to trace the history of the mullet. Various publications on the internet and elsewhere have traced the mullet... read more

The Lost Mullet Articles

Mullet Vocabulary

You may have heard them as... read more

Mullet Haikus

The long-awaited results from the mullet literature contest are finally in. After weeks of reading and days of deliberation, the award for best mullet poetry goes to... read more

I Have The Mullet

From the parking lot of an Iron Maiden concert to the parking lot of Dairy Queen, there were few parking lots that the mullet didn't infiltrate... read more

The Mullet Cannon

What's your mullet of choice... read more

Man Beaten When Mullet is Mistaken for Turban

In yet another of a series of hate crimes against Arab-Americans in the wake of the Sept. 11 tragedy, a Reno man was beaten when his mullet was mistaken for a turban... read more

The Intense Mind of a Rock & Roll Genius

Behind every rock and roll legend, there's a legendary rock and roll sound technician... read more